Feb 23, 2013

34 Laughter – A Cat In The Hat Spin On Aging

Shifting through my email I found…A rhythmical spin on the “Cat in the Hat” nursery rhyme (Green Eggs & Ham) on aging, I got a real kick out of it so I thought I'd share;

(Aging) 

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh my God what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad – can you tell?

My body’s drooping

Have trouble pooping

The golden years

Has come at last

The golden years

Can kiss my ass

 

NOTE:

Laughter is good for the soul, it keeps you vital and young at heart, find a reason to laugh everyday and pass the joy on to someone else. Do not allow drama and challenges ruin your whole day.

34 comments:

  1. That is funny.

    Keep on smiling,
    Paula

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  2. a very funny blog. unfortunately, all those symptoms are familiar to me. i hope you are well and smiling. take care and be lucky. phil

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  3. Hello there! That is pretty funny. Hope your week’s going well. I see you already finished one of the books.

    Take care,

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  4. Yeah, I got your email. I love Dr. Seuss books. This was a good chuckle. Thanks.

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  5. heyy this really intersting….
    simple lines , simple words, yet they have a lot to tell ha?
    how you doing?
    me yeaa fine…going on.
    nice day

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  6. Great rhyme!
    I love reading and writing poems of this genre. Simple, sweet, naughty, and fun!

    Cheers,
    Divoo

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  7. LMAO... This is too funny, but for some folks true...

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    1. hmmmm.....may we never experience those aspects of aging.

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  8. The jokes was so funny it seems so truth in the word ha ha ha
    I can have good night sleep thank you for sharing,
    Have a nice day,
    Michiko

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    1. Humor sometimes can soften harsh realities

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  9. LOL……always makes me chuckle when I read this!

    How’s the reading coming along? I’m half way through reading Erick Jerome Dickey’s – Drive Me Crazy. First book I’m reading in over a year. I’m getting back into it…..

    Have a great weekend!

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    1. Well last year 2012 i managed to read 101 books. Haven't set a goal for this year yet.

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  10. hiya~

    thanks a bunch for emailing me the joke..:-) really cracked me, UP!

    ‘kinda missed you… how’s the reading quest coming along? i hope you had some good old belly laughs sprinkled abundantly along this path of self-enrichment.

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    1. It went well last year, proud of myself 101 books. this year slow start no real goal in mind yet, only read 6 so far and reading 3 now.

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  11. If you don't laugh, you might cry. I choose to laugh too.

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    1. Yep, its why its said, "laugh to keep from crying."

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  12. Ach, I can relate to too many of those!

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    1. Oh not me yet and with God's help not ever! mercy!

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  13. Quite hilarious, but I bet this isn't fun for those experiencing this nightmare. May we age with grace, lol.

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    1. I suppose not, i guess the point is, one has to find humor in life in order to keep going.

      Amen - to aging with grace

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  14. lool that was a chuckle...sounds like I have lots of fun times to look forward to :)

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  15. That was awesome!!! I guess we'll all get to see huh?!?

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    1. hopefully not Reggie, hopefully not, I'll like to be one of those seniors that is fit and agile, running here and there, whipping my own ass and loving it.

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  16. I need that laugh, thanks sis! God bless and have a great weekend.

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