Shifting through my email I found…A rhythmical spin on the “Cat in the Hat” nursery rhyme (Green Eggs & Ham) on aging, I got a real kick out of it so I thought I'd share;
(Aging)
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad – can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The golden years
Has come at last
The golden years
Can kiss my ass
NOTE:
Laughter is good for the soul, it keeps you vital and young at heart, find a reason to laugh everyday and pass the joy on to someone else. Do not allow drama and challenges ruin your whole day.
That is funny.
ReplyDeleteKeep on smiling,
Paula
a very funny blog. unfortunately, all those symptoms are familiar to me. i hope you are well and smiling. take care and be lucky. phil
ReplyDeleteHello there! That is pretty funny. Hope your week’s going well. I see you already finished one of the books.
ReplyDeleteTake care,
Yeah, I got your email. I love Dr. Seuss books. This was a good chuckle. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteheyy this really intersting….
ReplyDeletesimple lines , simple words, yet they have a lot to tell ha?
how you doing?
me yeaa fine…going on.
nice day
thanks...
Deletesimple and to the point
Great rhyme!
ReplyDeleteI love reading and writing poems of this genre. Simple, sweet, naughty, and fun!
Cheers,
Divoo
it is
DeleteLMAO... This is too funny, but for some folks true...
ReplyDeletehmmmm.....may we never experience those aspects of aging.
DeleteTOO FUNNY...
ReplyDeletet'is isn't it.
DeleteThe jokes was so funny it seems so truth in the word ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteI can have good night sleep thank you for sharing,
Have a nice day,
Michiko
Humor sometimes can soften harsh realities
DeleteLOL……always makes me chuckle when I read this!
ReplyDeleteHow’s the reading coming along? I’m half way through reading Erick Jerome Dickey’s – Drive Me Crazy. First book I’m reading in over a year. I’m getting back into it…..
Have a great weekend!
Well last year 2012 i managed to read 101 books. Haven't set a goal for this year yet.
Deletehiya~
ReplyDeletethanks a bunch for emailing me the joke..:-) really cracked me, UP!
‘kinda missed you… how’s the reading quest coming along? i hope you had some good old belly laughs sprinkled abundantly along this path of self-enrichment.
It went well last year, proud of myself 101 books. this year slow start no real goal in mind yet, only read 6 so far and reading 3 now.
DeleteIf you don't laugh, you might cry. I choose to laugh too.
ReplyDeleteYep, its why its said, "laugh to keep from crying."
DeleteLOL!! I loved this!
ReplyDeleteIt's quite a tickle
DeleteAmusing lines
ReplyDeleteIndeed it is
DeleteAch, I can relate to too many of those!
ReplyDeleteOh not me yet and with God's help not ever! mercy!
DeleteQuite hilarious, but I bet this isn't fun for those experiencing this nightmare. May we age with grace, lol.
ReplyDeleteI suppose not, i guess the point is, one has to find humor in life in order to keep going.
DeleteAmen - to aging with grace
lool that was a chuckle...sounds like I have lots of fun times to look forward to :)
ReplyDeletehmmmmmm......
DeleteLord help us all.
That was awesome!!! I guess we'll all get to see huh?!?
ReplyDeletehopefully not Reggie, hopefully not, I'll like to be one of those seniors that is fit and agile, running here and there, whipping my own ass and loving it.
DeleteI need that laugh, thanks sis! God bless and have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteIt is good for the soul....
Deleteyou too.....