May 19, 2011

12 A Single Observation–The Poetic Nose Digger

He is Caucasian

His skin holds a pinkish hue

He appears to be in his late twenties early thirties

He has dark brown hair

He is dressed in jeans, t-shirt, spring jacket and sneakers

He boards the streetcar at Yonge and Dundas

He sits

He blows his nose

He examines the boogers

He wipes it in his pants

He blows his nose again

He uses the same hand and smooth back his hair

He pauses a moment

He fiddles with his blackberry

He smiles

He resumes digging his nose

He rolls the boogers between his index finger &  thumb

He flicks it away from him

He digs in his nose again

He flicks it toward the ground

He wipes his hands on the cuff of his pant leg

He dives in again

He wipes it on the side of his seat

Satisfied he again smooth his hair

He stands up

He exits the streetcar

Leaving the boogers hanging on the side of the chair

 

D.S.B.Rhapsody©2011

12 comments:

  1. Oh! Yucky man thought who wanted interested in that sort of man??
    Have a nice weekend.

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  2. Eeeeewwww, that is so grosss.
    Nice poem though.

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  3. Nasty habit of repeated picking of nose and smoothening of the hair with same fingers is repulsive.He is absent minded too.

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  4. Jesu!!! For real? Ewwwww...this is worse than my little male cousins! And i thought they were yucky lol

    Adiya

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  5. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I'm not sure "nose picking" and "etiquette" ever really go together. What the hell's so hard about blowing your nose?! Why do people insist on sticking their finger up there?! There are just some things that I will never understand. One thing that always cracked me up is people that feel that it is perfectly OK to excavate in full view of others, as long as they drape a tissue over their finger. Does this make it any more appealing? I mean, you're still picking your nose, damnit! Except now, it looks like some kind of twisted sock puppet show. Yeesh!

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  6. YUCK!!!! That is way too gross for me.

    Have a great weekend.

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  7. Poor dude didnt know he was a case-study lol

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  8. G-R-O-S-S! tsk....tsk..tsk...someone would sit there unknowingly and wipe the goo-goo with their cloth.....ewwwwwwwww!

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  9. Ewwwwwww... this was so.... eww... I hate seeing people do this...

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  10. Hello,

    Once in a while we come across such people. Once I went to buy a lap top and the sales man was continuously digging his nose. I got disgusted and walked out. I suppose it is some irritation in the nose.

    Best wishes,
    Joseph

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  11. Thanks mom.
    Like I really needed to read this a good 30min before I head out the door. As lovingly poetic as you put it, its still damn nasty. I would have given him face. Lol

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