He is Caucasian
His skin holds a pinkish hue
He appears to be in his late twenties early thirties
He has dark brown hair
He is dressed in jeans, t-shirt, spring jacket and sneakers
He boards the streetcar at Yonge and Dundas
He sits
He blows his nose
He examines the boogers
He wipes it in his pants
He blows his nose again
He uses the same hand and smooth back his hair
He pauses a moment
He fiddles with his blackberry
He smiles
He resumes digging his nose
He rolls the boogers between his index finger & thumb
He flicks it away from him
He digs in his nose again
He flicks it toward the ground
He wipes his hands on the cuff of his pant leg
He dives in again
He wipes it on the side of his seat
Satisfied he again smooth his hair
He stands up
He exits the streetcar
Leaving the boogers hanging on the side of the chair
D.S.B.Rhapsody©2011
Oh! Yucky man thought who wanted interested in that sort of man??
ReplyDeleteHave a nice weekend.
Eeeeewwww, that is so grosss.
ReplyDeleteNice poem though.
Nasty habit of repeated picking of nose and smoothening of the hair with same fingers is repulsive.He is absent minded too.
ReplyDeleteJesu!!! For real? Ewwwww...this is worse than my little male cousins! And i thought they were yucky lol
ReplyDeleteAdiya
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I'm not sure "nose picking" and "etiquette" ever really go together. What the hell's so hard about blowing your nose?! Why do people insist on sticking their finger up there?! There are just some things that I will never understand. One thing that always cracked me up is people that feel that it is perfectly OK to excavate in full view of others, as long as they drape a tissue over their finger. Does this make it any more appealing? I mean, you're still picking your nose, damnit! Except now, it looks like some kind of twisted sock puppet show. Yeesh!
ReplyDeleteYUCK!!!! That is way too gross for me.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend.
Poor dude didnt know he was a case-study lol
ReplyDeleteG-R-O-S-S! tsk....tsk..tsk...someone would sit there unknowingly and wipe the goo-goo with their cloth.....ewwwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww... this was so.... eww... I hate seeing people do this...
ReplyDeleteYucky... Gross...
ReplyDeleteHello,
ReplyDeleteOnce in a while we come across such people. Once I went to buy a lap top and the sales man was continuously digging his nose. I got disgusted and walked out. I suppose it is some irritation in the nose.
Best wishes,
Joseph
Thanks mom.
ReplyDeleteLike I really needed to read this a good 30min before I head out the door. As lovingly poetic as you put it, its still damn nasty. I would have given him face. Lol