It is so damn hot one can only assume either of two positions, permanently station onself under a cool shower or copying the position of a lizard in front of a fan because anything is preferable to movement which only serves to generate more heat. Have mercy! You can stick me with a fork and call me done! Blow on me ya’ll, somebody cool meh! Just make sure you not suffering from halitosis.
The bright spot in this maddening heat, a back in the day song by Nelly, “It’s getting hot in here.”