Jul 22, 2011

20 The Recipe–Your smile for the day

A man is showering up in a locker room  with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.

"Damn, Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

butter"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter.  I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow four inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. 
Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!  I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you?  An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."  

Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim!, Crisco is shortening!"

MORAL OF THE STORY:
You got to follow the recipe and men don't listen!!!

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