Jul 22, 2011

20 The Recipe–Your smile for the day

A man is showering up in a locker room  with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.

"Damn, Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

butter"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter.  I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow four inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. 
Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!  I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you?  An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."  

Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim!, Crisco is shortening!"

MORAL OF THE STORY:
You got to follow the recipe and men don't listen!!!

20 comments:

  1. White guy was in a toilet next to a black guy…white guy said ‘how’d u get it that big?’The black guy thought he’d have a joke with him…’Hang a brick on the end of it for a month and it’ll be as big as mine!!’Next month the Black guy said ‘how’d u get on???’The white guy, looking rather sad, said ‘I’m half way there….it’s black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

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  2. Haha! You’re right.

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  3. LOL …….oh geed! What ah damn fool?!

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  4. To laugh is the best medicine at all Thanks a lot. A smile means a lot to me in these days.My friend, thank you for all your words that give me courage. I feel better today and the next time I can manage stronger.Enjoy your Sunday and smile a lot. A lot of sunbeams for you.Cinderella

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  5. :Dthanks .. it’s good u r making us laughblessings

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  6. Oh…………….That’s funny! Thanks.

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  7. LOL! This is too funny! Got me laughing so hard!

    http://foreversweetlybroken.blogspot.com/

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  8. Aaack! I didn't see that one coming.

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  9. LOL!! Oh I loved this one Fab!

    I am so glad to hear that your sis is doing well. My thoughts and prayers remain with you both.

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  10. hi rhapsody,
    very funny thanks
    love herrad

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  11. lol..............yeah, we don't! :D

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  12. ♫ *´”)
    , ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) ♫ ♪
    (¸.•´ (¸.• ♫ ♪ Bwahahaha! * SETH slaps his forehead* OK crisco might be shortening .... but butter is FATTENING!

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  13. Way too cute and funny.. Love your humor.
    xo

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  14. LOLLLLL!!! But I would have thought men would be more careful about following the recipe when it came to their crown jewels!

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