Sharing an email….
The 1st kind of sex is Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And... last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is Canada Pension Sex.* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
Yep it’s all downhill after the first couple :(The Canadian Pension Sex sounds like our Health Care Reform LOLHugs from Alaska
ReplyDeletehmmmmm....sadly we'd be luck if we get any at all with the rate they are going.
DeleteGood laugh… thankyou :-)))))
ReplyDeleteLaughter is good for the soul. You are welcome
DeleteHa! Ha! Ha!
ReplyDeleteSomething to smile about isn't it?
DeleteThese are too too funny, got me laughing out loud here! Not lol. Laughing out loud!!! Maybe #5 should read; "This is when you have been with your partner — "FOR….EVVA"Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteOoops.....I hope not, if so then girl you got to switch it up and pull and Me Jane You tarzan.
DeleteHmmm, I wonder why this rings true for me?! Lol – nice one – thanks for the giggle!
ReplyDeletetickles doesn't it?
Delete^o^!!!
ReplyDeletelol. hallway sex cracked me up
ReplyDeleteIn some cases that can be scarely true!
DeleteLoooll
ReplyDeleterotflmao! this is actually hilarious. i hope i never go beyond Kitchen sex tho hahahaha
ReplyDeleteWell you go girl! Woman power and all that. lol
DeleteLOL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSilly Girl...
ReplyDeleteHave an awesome weekend...Gbird
Every so often you have to access the child within, its the only way to maintain ones joy.
DeleteYou have a fabulous weekend as well.
I've heard about this sex thing.
ReplyDeleteYeah its one of those emails that keeps circulating for years that manages to never get old.
DeleteHallway and religious sex cracks me up...I hope to have the smurf sex for a very long time.
ReplyDeleteSmurf sex huh, lol, lol, I think this is one we all aspire to sustained.
DeleteLMAO. This really cracked me up. Thanks for sharing, sista.
ReplyDeleteIts good that I can bring a smile to your face and laughter to your spirit.
DeleteVery humorously defined :)
ReplyDeleteHumor is the antidote to cries and troubles of everday living.
DeleteLOL... That was funny. I think a 'Nigerian pension' type would be worse... You're lucky if you get once a year. haha
ReplyDelete- LDP
hmmmmmm...that is truly a sad sentiment.
DeleteLOL well done that was sooo funny ...
ReplyDeleteCute and rather funny!!!! I would love to have kitchen sex but with three kids it's complicated!
ReplyDeleteComplicated yet not impossible. This is where you have to become creative. Have a relative take the kids overnight or the weekend and get your groove on. Give yourself permission to be the woman and the wife and exercise your desire.
Deletepeace...thanks for stopping by.